Well, Hay-lo thar.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HarryHarrison/pictures

Wait a second, who could that be?

let's take a look :o

Oh. My. Gawd. Julian assange. Goddamnit, curse you and your rakishly good looks! I'm almost tempted to make an okcupid account just to flirt with you, you stunningly attractive whistleblowing son of a bitch.

Holy goddamned shit

Look at this son of a bitch lizard, check that shit out. Shit could have killed him if it wanted to.

Jesus fucking christ look at that goddamn sonofabitch.

Look at this son of a bitch, you have got to be fucking kidding me. He also has 40+ videos of masturbating walruses. Seriously, this shit is goddamn retarded, never before have I been subject to such depravity. Shit is fucking nuts, brah.